AJ Styles
Rune Knight General
I'm what's left, I'm what's right, I'm the enemy.
Posts: 51
Ooc Name: Saphy
Rank: SS-Class
RK Rank: General
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Post by AJ Styles on Jun 14, 2013 15:44:41 GMT -5
The following message is brought to you by The Phenomenal One, sponsored by High Speed 30G Lacrinet. If you're laggin', your tits are saggin', so subscribe to us and we'll getcha crackin'! "Its no secret that I stand before all of you as the General of the Rune Knights. Some of ya'll may know me, some of ya'll might be unfamiliar. Ain't no shame if the latter is true, but let it be known that I ain't here today to talk about myself. I ain't divin' into my list of accolades, or my criminal track record. Today, I'm here for the sole purpose of welcoming all of you to a new age. An age of revolution! An age of eternal justice.
What the Council has offered me, is a chance at redemption. A chance to make things right again. For far too long have we sat in the sidelines, wondering just how long it would take for a team of officials to arrive at a scene of a crime, or an accident, or just anythang related to that. And why is that? Well, if ya'll would look around yourselves, you'd see that all those Knights that are standing guard around us? They're nothin more than a bunch of unqualified, unfit, untrained, undisciplined civilians whom think that they can get away with gettin' paid for this job, while gettin' a little out of hand as they abuse their rights and do whatever the hell they wanna do because they're too lazy to go get a real job in a corporate industry where they'd probably get fired in less than a week.
-Le gasp from le crowd-
Yeah, I'm harsh. But I tell it like it is, and I ain't wastin' nobody's precious time lollygaggin' and sugarcoatin' my words just cause there's hundreds of reporters standin' in front of me right now, waitin for the big headlines that I promised. For far too long have we lived in poverty, in fear of not gettin' any solid help from the authorities when ya need em.
Everything will change from this day onwards.
What I've got with me here is a set of rules and qualifications - Council approved, of course, that one needs to follow, if they intend of pursuing a career as a Rune Knight Official. You can take all the pictures you want, video, upload it on YewTewb, or even broadcast it across the homes of our entire nation. In fact, I encourage all of you to do just that, so you'd tattoo those descriptions into your brains, just so you can remember them when you need'em.
I ain't someone any of you oughta mess with. And if you think for one single, solitary second that I'd make it easy for anyone who applies for this job, you're sadly mistaken. My point is, this whole entire shindig? It basically amounts to a giant 'fuck you' to all the current Knights who don't work for their pay, and a bright future for those who do.
This is the start of a new revolution. The Age of Justice has begun. Frankly, I don't give a pig's lardy ass if you're with us or against us. Just know that any and all whom chose to oppose the law, well, let's put it in a way that my former superior used to say.
Beat us if you can. Survive, if we let you.
I am General Adrienne Jade Styles, and I approve this message."
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